returning cans

So its kind of random but its funny to talk about times you go and return cans and everyone stares at you like holy shit you drink a lot of pop or holy shit you are an alcoholic. Well this only goes for the people who are from Michigan and have been through this situation because im pretty sure Michigan is the only state that does it... but so the other day my moms ex boyfriend texted me telling me he has cans for me just like every other time he does. So it was the day of the "tornado" in Marquette he texted me saying "i have two bags of cans for you" and im used to in now that when he says bags it means like HUGE garbage bags. So i was then on my way and he was not at the house so i picked up the garbage bags that were almost as tall as me and tried to put them in my car. One fit in the trunk and the other one fit in the backseat (just barley) So here i am getting cans from my house and my aunts house while im at it because they both told me they had some.. i come up with 7 bags of cans, remember two are huge!!! I went to super one and had to use two carts PLUS i had to carry two bags that didnt fit, so here i am looking like a alcoholic/popoholic lol. I returned them to leave the story with eighty dollars in cans!!! what an easy way to make money, right!? :)